The crowd is going wild. The bleachers shake beneath the Twelvians' stomping feet. You're in the front row, all set to revel in your favorite team's victory. The only team that matters. And what'll you wave around when your idol scores the winning goal? Your underwear, perhaps? No, no, this scarf with Brakmar colors, of course! (Afterwards, you can do as...

Even legendary warriors – those who are thought to be invincible, untouchable, or even outright undefeatable – sometimes have to take precautions. Also, you'll never see Khan Karkass jumping into a game of Gobbowl without having first protected his most sensitive parts (his knees and ankles, obviously). The same goes for Atcham, even though he's a demigod...